guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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