that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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