I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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