I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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