Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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