well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
