singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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