I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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