this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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