question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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