what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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