I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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