Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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