No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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