What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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