I didn't shave. On purpose
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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