new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she looked like the before picture.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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