the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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