I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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