He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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