Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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