do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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