HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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