have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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