i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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