Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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