Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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