His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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