why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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