There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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