I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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The struggles of a small town man whore
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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