How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
high people should be assigned attendants
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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