so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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