"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the room spins SO much faster in panama
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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