is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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