I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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