I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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