I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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