The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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