Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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