if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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