Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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