Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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