so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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