My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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