what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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