Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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