i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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