Girls should come with a carfax report
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
my poor anus
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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