Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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