Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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