Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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