I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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