I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle